Dirty Christmas Songs

Category: Jam Session

Post 1 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Tuesday, 07-Dec-2004 22:41:35

So my friend and I were listening to Christmas music while driving to school this morning, and we started talking about the somewhat dirty undertones in some Christmas classics. I mean, have you heard "Baby It's Cold Outside"? Leaves nothing to the imagination. Our list also includs "Let it Snow", "Walkin in a Winter Wonderland", and even "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". Seems all people want to do when it gets cold is cuddle, or do something more. Just food for thought.

Post 2 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 08-Dec-2004 2:46:03

U mean mommy was kissing Santa Claws? What a ho ho ho. And where was the mistle toe? I mean, if the mistle toe was on Santa's zipper and the mother was kissing him under that well... That puts an entirely new spin on it, now doesn't it?

Post 3 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 08-Dec-2004 2:48:34

And if Santa likes little boys and girls, doesn't that make him a petafile? There's some more food for thaught. LOL

Post 4 by Jage (Zone BBS, a decade of madness) on Wednesday, 08-Dec-2004 3:11:07

Why do you think he wants them to sit on his lap? Thought that was obvious to you, KC8. Also why I only sat on his knee.

Post 5 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 08-Dec-2004 4:15:46

Yeah, I'll bet u sat on his knee. His weney, right?

Post 6 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 08-Dec-2004 12:39:32

Try Kevin bloody Wilson performing the classic crimbo number Santa Claus you c*nt! Thats truly filthy.